Body Mods

Ok.  I consider myself pretty open minded about most things.  Body Mods though - wtf is that about?  I want to do something so f-ed up to my body that people will look at me and - 'strange'.  The first question I ask myself is how fast have slimmed their ability to get a job to fast food construction worker sign holder.

This guy is pretty mild no doubt - we've all seen the bizillions of iterations of people who have their ears stretched out, tattoos on the face - is this from not getting hugged enough?  What is this?

 

Ok... Lets Start With Some Brain Cells

 

You know I hear about this kinda thing happening and one recurring question keeps coming up.  "How much crack would I have to smoke for this to be a good idea?"   

What shes thinking:  

I think I'll pet it? 

Maybe it would like to make friends with my teddy bear Walter?  

What the bears thinking 

Is this Meals on Wheels?

Does it still taste crunchy if its retarded?

If I can dismember it in 3 seconds or less do I get a prize?

Really - how can this thing not be extinct?